Ballyboy N.S.

Why didn't the skeleton dance with anyone at the party?
He had nobody to dance with. (Aileen Gorman).

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea. (Eoghan Callaghan)

What do you call a wolf that's lost?
A where wolf (Nicole Davern)

What do you call seagull the bay?
A Bagel ( Paul Bracken).

Why wouldn't the bike move?
It was too tyred (Chloe Lloyd)

A golfer went golfing for one day and he brought two pairs of trousers, why?
In case he gets a hole in one ( Meabh Fogarty).

Doctor, doctor I feel like curtains
Well pull yourself together (Peter Bracken) .

Why did the milk lorry stop at the grave yard?
'cause them bones, them bones need calcium. (Cathal Gath).

Doctor, doctor whenever I eat birthday cake I always get heart burn..
Next time take the candles off. (Aoife Sweeney).

Doctor, doctor I think I need glasses....
Of course you do this is a pet shop. (Cathal Dooley).

What do you call letters that fall down the chimney?
Blackmail. (Ellie Schnackenberg).

What was the last thing that went through a bugs mind as it hit the windscreen of the car?
It's rear end. (Conor Hayden).

Doctor, doctor I think I need a catscan...
Get a kitten to look you over. (David Bracken).

What goes on the water, under the water, over the water and never touches the water?
An egg in a ducks rear end. (John Grimes).